A kriegball phase first introduced into League play in the famous Eyethorns vs. Freemen test match of 5327. The UPRCFR team, eager to prove their worth in their first game since the treaty of 5325, used their Moral Superiority in a novel and spirited manner, resulting in the erasure of several minor Eudaemonic dogmas and throwing the Eyethorns into existential disarray. This put the Freemen in a strong position for the ensuing Peace Race and allowed them to execute brilliantly on their trademark supply-side strategy, although their lead was ultimately reversed during Scrum.

Although Theory Destruction alone has rarely determined a krieg, Theory Destruction accompanied by Transvaluation Of Values has been decisive in 93% of games in which it has been successfully executed. Although it remains a respected play in many systems, Theory Destruction was banned in Crilinkan intervarsity matches in 5561 (by a Higher Education Committee eager to avoid scandal and continue attracting the sector’s best and brightest) when it was discovered that the aggressive tactics of their infantry-linebackers had altered Captain Logomere’s birthday by over a decade.

—Thucydides Plutonium