Genegineering is a hoax pseudoscience perpetrated by oft-mocked prophetic disciples of the Gar’tor’at Prophecy. Three major officials of Gul Arcturis Spicu, in 5212 s.y.v.p., held a secret meeting to attempt to explain what they perceived to be a slight flaw in the prophecy that needed to be fixed before its existence spread.

This flaw, however, turned out to be the question of human origin, and the prophecy’s incorrect assumption that they were formed as is in small bubbles by Barometz in the Evyl Nebula. As evidence had been found that disproves this assumption (Barometz could not have been in the Evyl Nebula because the escaping gas is poisonous to both sheep and trees; this was tested by researchers at the Protheon Institute for Higher Thought), genegineering was created to explain the gap.

It does so by giving evidence (faked) that the gases being emitted from the Evyl Nebula, when spliced together with primate DNA, produces the small bubble-like objects described in the prophecy. When examined by reputable scientists, the bubbles have been found not to contain anything similar to humans, and in fact not to contain anything at all.

Only dogmatic members of the Arcturian Church believe that genegineering is an actual science. Since the prophecy has been disproven overall, few people give genegineering any weight.

—Sarlin Corvaxis Fon