“Born in s.y.v.p. 5239, Mulcifer Sanguinate was born to three human parents and a Dust Man, which he has vehemently denied in public reports. Well noted for being the youngest Parliamentary Chairman at age twelve, he rose to power by viciously devouring any chairpeople in his path. Upon learning that Dust Men were causing worries about human supremacy (being able to procreate by linking three humans together at once), he ordered that their existence be denied and the entire cabinet purged. Afterward, Mulcifer Sanguinate began a campaign of utter destruction, depravity, and galactic theft, ending in his untimely but well-received demise in the Estyrian Conflict. Rumors of his escape from the Yylimium mines are unsubstantiated.”

The previous article was found in every tabloid, newspaper, news show, and biography found on the subject of Mulcifer Sanguinate. No other information could be gathered.

—Sarlin Corvaxis Fon